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That cupcake must be fucking awesome to beat whats going on an inch away from his head
#3 - Aug 29, 2009 11:33 AM by anonymous
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lmfao!!!! he is more interested on the cupcake than the women 0.00000001 inch away from him
#8 - Aug 29, 2009 07:48 PM by anonymous
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He should be helping those poor girls who accidentally got their faces stuck together.
#27 - Sep 1, 2009 01:58 PM by anonymous
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That cupcake is a Ronny B. from Molly's in Chicago
#29 - Sep 1, 2009 02:17 PM by anonymous
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Awwww you naughty little cupcake how i love you so. I cant wait to get you back to my room.
#31 - Sep 1, 2009 03:09 PM by anonymous
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I told you I was crazy for these cupcakes, cousin. Snack attack, motherfucker!
#32 - Sep 1, 2009 03:19 PM by anonymous
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RON BENNINGTON HAS HIS OWN CUPCAKE! Bennington has his own cupcake at Molly's Cupcakes in Chicago, Illinois called the "Ron Bennington's 'I've Got My Own Cupcake' " cupcake, which is made with a combination of peanut butter, butterscotch and chocolate. It is the best selling cupcake at Molly's
#35 - Sep 1, 2009 03:44 PM by anonymous
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Wow, now THAT looks like my kinda party dude! RT www.online-privacy.es.tc
#36 - Sep 1, 2009 03:59 PM by anonymous
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He must be gay. The two girls with their tongues in each others mouths aren't.
#37 - Sep 1, 2009 04:38 PM by anonymous
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That guy's a "panda": asian, and apparently would rather eat than fuck.
#38 - Sep 1, 2009 04:47 PM by anonymous
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Staged. Two straight girls in a closed mouth kiss going on behind him.
#41 - Sep 1, 2009 05:43 PM by anonymous
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This is funny because he is focusing on his cupcake, and unbeknownst to him, there are two attractive females kissing behind him.
#42 - Sep 1, 2009 06:19 PM by anonymous
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I love how everyone loves to point out those who point out the obvious.
#44 - Sep 1, 2009 06:30 PM by anonymous
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clearly a plug for the Ron Bennington Cupcake at Molly's in Chicago. Set up. Get over it.
#47 - Sep 1, 2009 06:45 PM by anonymous
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food or sex, food or sex i want girls on bread!
#49 - Sep 1, 2009 07:13 PM by anonymous
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It's not a Ronny B in the picture, if it was the girls would be eating one too! The cupcake pictured looks good and picture funny but not a setup for the Ronny B per se.
#52 - Sep 1, 2009 09:30 PM by anonymous
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Here - hold my cupcake while I make out with this chick.
#54 - Sep 1, 2009 09:57 PM by anonymous
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Maybe his girlfriend is way hotter and likes to take him on with another woman most of the time so those to chicks don't even phase him. Or maybe he just smoked a joint.
#56 - Sep 1, 2009 10:34 PM by anonymous
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Cupcakes, Fat women , and cheap beer... just how I roll baby!
#59 - Sep 1, 2009 11:28 PM by anonymous
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Cupcakes, and oreos in the background? This guy is god.
#60 - Sep 1, 2009 11:53 PM by anonymous
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
#62 - Sep 2, 2009 12:12 AM by anonymous
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"Wow, that's hot. I'd hate to ruin it by trying to participate. I'm just going to jerk off and eat this cupcake."
#63 - Sep 2, 2009 12:14 AM by anonymous
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May be the girls are doing it for the cupcake !!
#64 - Sep 2, 2009 12:20 AM by anonymous
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its ok guys... its NOT the bet cupcake... the guy's clearly a homo. =D
#65 - Sep 2, 2009 12:49 AM by anonymous
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or those 2 making out are homos and the guy knew about it and say he'd rather have a cupcake... naaaahh.. :P
#68 - Sep 2, 2009 02:59 AM by anonymous
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I'm sure they guy is used to his two friends making out all the time. cupcakes on the other hand never get old. nom nom
#71 - Sep 2, 2009 04:49 AM by anonymous
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I'd be chompin that cherry off so fast. Omg I just looked at the picture for the 10th time and just noticed there is 2 girls making out to the right.
#74 - Sep 2, 2009 08:59 AM by anonymous
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The funny thing that everyone is missing is that the guy is not wearing any pants and he just finished his business with the Asian girl. Now he's enjoying a delicious cupcake for dessert while the Asian girl transfers some of the money shot to the blonde. WIN-WIN for everyone!
#75 - Sep 2, 2009 09:13 AM by anonymous
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Nonchalant bastard. I wish I could look so fucking composed with that going on around me.
#76 - Sep 2, 2009 09:39 AM by anonymous
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^^^ quoted for truth right hand, cupcake left hand, cawk
#80 - Sep 2, 2009 09:59 AM by anonymous
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blue shirt girl is his sister. and even his sister has a girl friend :)
#82 - Sep 2, 2009 10:40 AM by anonymous
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Only excuse is if that picture was taken in Amsterdam and he's eating a "space cake" laced with hashish. No, on second thought, that's not an excuse either!! DUDE!!!
#84 - Sep 2, 2009 12:11 PM by anonymous
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Why is everyone so shocked by this picture! He's got a hollister shirt on doesn't that scream homo to anyone else! He could care less that two chicks are hooking up!
#85 - Sep 2, 2009 12:13 PM by anonymous
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Guys guys...of course he's focused on the cupcake. The two women kissing are obviously lesbians and therefore not interested in men. So he instead is focusing on something that will ultimately result in a reward for himself: the cupcake. Otherwise, he would focus on the lesbians, attempt to garner interest, and ultimately go home alone...and without a cupcake.
#87 - Sep 2, 2009 01:14 PM by anonymous
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Man cupcake and girls making out..can it get any better??
#89 - Sep 2, 2009 01:47 PM by anonymous
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eating a great cupcake only to turn your head and see that your girlfriend is down to bring a friend.. voted great night
#91 - Sep 2, 2009 02:52 PM by anonymous
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probably you all never have seen two girls one cup?? it is a parody on that one go on and google you'll see
#93 - Sep 2, 2009 03:21 PM by anonymous
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WTF?? A CUPCAKE...dude chicks snoggin a inch away and you are lookin at a cupcake???
#95 - Sep 2, 2009 09:15 PM by anonymous
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Maybe he's never had a cupcake before??? Lol.......
#96 - Sep 2, 2009 11:02 PM by anonymous
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Holy crap! An Asian dude in a white t-shirt talking to a girl and making her smile! Awesome! ¬¬
#99 - Sep 3, 2009 08:01 AM by anonymous
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I would love to eat the two cupcakes kissing each other.
#100 - Sep 3, 2009 12:36 PM by anonymous
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2 straight girls making out is sooo fkn boring. if he's smart he's gay.
#101 - Sep 3, 2009 01:49 PM by anonymous
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opting for cupcakes instead of those sweet lips!!!! naaah! i like the juice. http://fukkad.com/blog/
#103 - Sep 3, 2009 03:02 PM by anonymous
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does anyone notice that the cupcake is stripping for him?
#104 - Sep 3, 2009 03:20 PM by anonymous
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1-lmao @ 42. 2-no one cares where the damn cupcake is from 3- he doesn't care about them hoes because he already has them on lockdown; hence them desparately trying to get his attention. [ATTENTION FAIL]
#106 - Sep 3, 2009 07:48 PM by anonymous
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if he was smart, he'd offer for all three of them to eat the cupcake together..see where that leads
#109 - Sep 4, 2009 06:39 AM by anonymous
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He plans on shoving the cupcake between their lips and see where it gets him.
#110 - Sep 4, 2009 10:42 PM by anonymous
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the girls dont even look like they are enjoying it anyways id take he cupcake over them paperbag fags.
#111 - Sep 4, 2009 11:48 PM by anonymous
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dudes a pimp...drunken dyke bitches are a dime a dozen...but a good cupcake is hard to find
#113 - Sep 6, 2009 09:30 AM by anonymous
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Cupcakes are his pirority... Mine, is a little further into the background. YUM! Although, add cupcakes on top of them... I'll definitely go OM NOM NOM ... Well, I would either way, but cupcakes make it SO much better. Mmmmm ;)
#114 - Sep 6, 2009 06:35 PM by anonymous
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#116 - Sep 7, 2009 07:28 AM by anonymous
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that cupcake better have a vagina in the middle of it
#117 - Sep 7, 2009 10:18 PM by anonymous
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what prob. really happen is that they all know each other and already know that the kissing tid-bit was normal and didn't care. Hence, why not just enjoy the cupcake. The person taking the picture prob. thought that it would be a perfect & comical picture for people that do not know any better.
#119 - Sep 7, 2009 11:02 PM by anonymous
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one of them is probaly his sister .. so in that case fuk yeah the cupcake is soo much better then watvhin that shit
#120 - Sep 7, 2009 11:03 PM by anonymous
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HOW MANY FUKIN PPL WANNA SAY 2 GIRLS ONE CUPCAKE .. OMFG ITS BEEN SAID NOW GET OVER IT.. and 2 girls kissin is gross.. and his not gay he just doesnt give a fuk about drunken girls who make out with everything and is happily enjoyin his cupcake with out some bitch hasseling him.. pluss them girls are fat and he is not thats why his eatin the cupcake
#121 - Sep 7, 2009 11:12 PM by anonymous
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*Takes a bite of the cupcake* JIZZED IN HIS PANTS! haha
#122 - Sep 8, 2009 05:15 AM by anonymous
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GOD!!! ID10T!!! Look to your right, can't you see your surroundings!? God if only I was there!?! Fun things would've happend. ^_^
#123 - Sep 8, 2009 04:10 PM by anonymous
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wow i would so date the blonde and asian girl ;)
#127 - Sep 8, 2009 08:56 PM by anonymous
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We all know who he's going home with tonight... she also has a cherry on top that he can pop!!! LOL
#129 - Sep 8, 2009 09:01 PM by anonymous
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If he missing that, I wonder whats on the cupcake?
#131 - Sep 8, 2009 09:25 PM by anonymous
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that must be a tasty cupcake to block out that lol
#132 - Sep 8, 2009 09:41 PM by anonymous
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Ok half of you should go to jail. Those chicks look like they are 13.
#138 - Sep 9, 2009 04:18 AM by anonymous
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a good recipe for cupcaces: http://s2.battleknight.se/index.php?loc=hire&ref=MTI2NjU0
#139 - Mar 10, 1930 12:52 PM by anonymous
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i am really exciting see this kiss... http://ezinearticles.com/?Colon-Cleanse-3000-Review---Is-it-Worthy-to-Buy?&id=2790834
#140 - Sep 9, 2009 06:53 AM by anonymous
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Cupcakes. They can turn guys into fagots in 0.02 seconds.
#141 - Sep 9, 2009 12:48 PM by anonymous
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A picture with two girls making out. And a guy with a cupcake. And everyone makes following conclusion: The guy with the cupcake is the homosexual, not the girls . LoL
#144 - Sep 9, 2009 07:02 PM by anonymous
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omg you must have been really hungry cuz your missing something good behind you
#145 - Sep 11, 2009 05:55 PM by anonymous
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what a seen.i am really thirsty about both ice cream and....... Acai Berry Detox
#152 - Sep 19, 2009 03:21 AM by anonymous
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what a seen.i am really thirsty about both ice cream and........................... http://ezinearticles.com/?Acai-Berry-Detox--Review---Does-Acai-Berry-Detox-Make-You-Lose-Weight?&id=2939848
#153 - Sep 19, 2009 03:23 AM by anonymous
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the black hair girl and the dude look like brother & sister. maybe thats why hes not looking... hes afraid of getting an erection from his own sister
#157 - Sep 25, 2009 04:28 PM by anonymous
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Circumcised cocks are better than uncircumcised ones. Foreskin is gross.
#158 - Sep 26, 2009 04:22 PM by anonymous
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I'm going to fuck up this cupcake ! and nothing or no one is going to stop me, yea !
#159 - Sep 28, 2009 02:04 PM by anonymous
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he is probably about to go have a threesome with them, and decided to eat a cupcake while he waits....
#162 - Sep 30, 2009 10:17 PM by anonymous
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He can have lesbians any day. This cup cake is once in a life time!
#163 - Oct 1, 2009 05:52 AM by anonymous
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He can have lesbians any day. This cup cake is once in a life time!
#164 - Oct 1, 2009 05:52 AM by anonymous
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what a test.i wanna catch it. http://ezinearticles.com/?Acai-Force-Max-Review---How-Effective-is-This-Health-Supplement-For-Our-Body?&id=2852216
#166 - Oct 3, 2009 06:29 AM by anonymous
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Epic Fail! They are too busy kissing to notice the cupcake. lol
#169 - Oct 11, 2009 11:53 AM by anonymous
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damn dat guy was so lucky he just had a threesome
#170 - Oct 11, 2009 08:26 PM by anonymous
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It wasn't a set up. lol. It was stephen's birthday.
#172 - Oct 12, 2009 09:16 PM by anonymous
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He turned around and offered them the cupcake then proceeded to fuck them both that is the power of cupcakes
#173 - Oct 14, 2009 02:16 PM by anonymous
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holy fuck is that a bag of chips in the background!
#174 - Oct 18, 2009 01:00 PM by anonymous
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Nigga , it was not set up . I was there Foo .
#175 - Oct 24, 2009 10:33 AM by anonymous
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he's all like.. "mmmmmmmmmm cupcake" (fat ass) and their like tounge ing down
#184 - Nov 22, 2009 07:52 AM by anonymous
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Cupcake?...Cleavage?...Frosting?...Epic Fuck?...Numnum?...-Sex-?...Tough decision. XD
#188 - Dec 11, 2009 07:27 PM by anonymous
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What is his left hand doing exactly??? maybe he's not gay afterall, just going for a trifecta? lol
#189 - Dec 11, 2009 07:30 PM by anonymous
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Ey bitch, stop bumpin me. Im tryin to eat my cupcake!
#190 - Dec 11, 2009 07:31 PM by anonymous
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no offence but u must of been SUPER drunk if u where eating that cupcake insted of seeing those two drunk chicks makin out behind u..
#191 - Dec 11, 2009 08:26 PM by anonymous
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If you don't ignore the fake lesbians, they think they're good actresses. Everybody's seen girls kissing each other for attention before. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a cupcake nearby when they have the munchies.
#192 - Dec 12, 2009 10:34 AM by anonymous
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OMGGGG WHY AM I ON HERE ?! Me & her @ laughing @ this right now . This was not set up , this is just how we are okay :D
#194 - Dec 13, 2009 12:31 PM by anonymous
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hahah... fucking Maly..... (laughing about the comment above) =]
#195 - Dec 14, 2009 10:36 PM by anonymous
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Lmao , You guys just saw this the other day ? ( To Maly & Eileen up there )
#196 - Dec 15, 2009 02:58 PM by anonymous
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the amount of win in this photo is innumerable.
#197 - Dec 30, 2009 07:43 PM by anonymous
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Luckiest guy in the world! Look at that cupcake with chocolate frosting and a cherry on top - ooo that looks so good. mmm. Hope those girls don't bump into him and make him drop that delicious cupcake! - CREEPING CROW :)
#198 - Dec 30, 2009 10:02 PM by anonymous
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that is the coolest fuckin guy... he doesnt care that two hot bitches are makin out beside him, he is just loving his cupcake
#199 - Dec 31, 2009 12:28 AM by anonymous
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hey, haha poor maly and eileen. but that is the funniest shit i have ever seen
#200 - Jan 2, 2010 11:14 PM by anonymous
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I HAVE A BONER!! FROM THE TASTY LOOKIN CUPCAKE, YUM YUM
#202 - Jan 19, 2010 10:30 PM by anonymous
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THIS GUY IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PIMP DO WORK
#203 - Jan 22, 2010 05:53 PM by anonymous
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wow, asian parties really ARE off the hook!! Thanks Kenneth Park, Class of 2004, Hi!!
#206 - Jan 25, 2010 03:02 AM by anonymous
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lol, this is funny as hell. i hate maly. :P both those bitches are fugly.
#208 - Feb 20, 2010 03:16 PM by anonymous
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i love the way everyone is like 'YUM CUPCAKE' rather then the expected response
#211 - Mar 1, 2010 02:31 PM by anonymous
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ALRIGHT , FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU & FUCK THE REST OF YOU .
#212 - Mar 3, 2010 04:32 PM by anonymous
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how are you even gonna say fail!? THIS IS SO FANTASTIC!
#215 - Mar 9, 2010 05:03 PM by anonymous
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