More drunk nights: Drunk Texts
from (517): This is Kristen she passed out cuddling with the beer bottle.
im gonna leave all the sexual innuendos out because that is just fucking hilarious.
#15 - Jun 29, 2009 01:31 AM by anonymous
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Looks like a nice, warm, bed to crawl into... See what I did there? But seriously, awesome ass and legs.
#19 - Jul 14, 2009 09:33 PM by anonymous
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Chunky?......nah bro I'd hit that. but I was probably wasted too
#22 - Jul 24, 2009 08:01 PM by anonymous
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Shittttt ive dun this b4, it was vodka tho.... n ya not as much on as her lmao GREAT nite beotches!
#23 - Jul 24, 2009 09:06 PM by anonymous
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what an idiot, thats not remotely chunky he will never get liad
#25 - Jul 25, 2009 05:52 PM by anonymous
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she's adorable :) she looks like an american apparel model
#28 - Aug 12, 2009 12:04 AM by anonymous
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she is a beaut, i love the thighs and ass. im a thigh n ass person if u couldnt tell. and shes not even chunky, u retarded. this was a win for her
#30 - Aug 27, 2009 03:16 AM by anonymous
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y do they always fall asleep with the pants ON. cant they think about the guy for once?!?!
#33 - Sep 14, 2009 05:43 PM by anonymous
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id fuck her, its not rape if shes asleep right?
#37 - Oct 27, 2009 11:28 AM by anonymous
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Kristen is a cutie. I'd go out with a chick this awesome.
#39 - Nov 3, 2009 06:51 AM by anonymous
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i hope someone at least tapped that amazing ass before she crashed like that!!!
#40 - Nov 10, 2009 02:43 AM by anonymous
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She's cute. It's like, aww, we know what the teddy bear was replaced with. lol.
#41 - Nov 12, 2009 05:51 PM by anonymous
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If only I could think more like a bottle does I'd be set!
#42 - Nov 12, 2009 10:35 PM by anonymous
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holy mother of jesus christ that is such a great ass..would look 150% better without the shorts or underwear..but this will do
#44 - Nov 23, 2009 09:07 PM by anonymous
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this is kristen... id fuck then shit outa her :]
#47 - Dec 31, 2009 06:18 AM by anonymous
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holy shit i would love to fuck that ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#49 - Jan 24, 2010 11:51 PM by anonymous
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She's passed out right? Do you think she would notice if I just slipped it in?
#53 - Feb 26, 2010 04:06 PM by anonymous
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wow I think I am in love I need to bang her like a rag doll lol damn what a great ass that is my wife guys lol I wish lol
#55 - Mar 7, 2010 01:46 AM by anonymous
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